FIX THE ECONOMY
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis
fixed.
It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all
members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...Or have the nations that still owe us money from WWII pay us back with interest.....and those who have promised us open markets but have failed- cut em off.
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis
fixed.
It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all
members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...Or have the nations that still owe us money from WWII pay us back with interest.....and those who have promised us open markets but have failed- cut em off.
posted by Buzz Smith at 3:43 AM
1 Comments:
Fix the economy?, great idea, but where will the 40 trillion come from. I'm no economist, but I don't think there's that much money in the world. I've read an estimate that there is only about 6 trillion in the USA.
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